February 2012
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on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
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mcakeface:
I have this phenomenally horrible habit of staying up way too late and then complaining about how tired I am the next day and then proceeding to not go to bed early the next night.
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Things that a tumblr user can do:
freetobeyouandme:
Stop the Apocalypse
Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
Kill monster
Kill demons
Kill even angel
cast a magic spell
deduce everything
unlock everything.
Found his way back to an airport.
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what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
#I was so alone #and I owe you so much
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batmitzvah:
how is one incapable of multishipping i am not familiar with that concept
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motherfuckingfaggotbrigade:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
bless your soul
self proclaimed...
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He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
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So...
blainesimaginarysocks:
This person:
http://itsawasteoftimetoletgo.tumblr.com/
Just posted a suicide note. On tumblr.
I have no idea what to do. Help.
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dfgloskdhfgkjlsdhgkjsdhgkjhskdlghdsklfhkjldsfgkjlsdkjgh no n on on on ononononon no no no no no no no no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO QUINN
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i can never hear “i’m glad you came” without my brain going to inappropriate places ok
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i’m glad you came omg so amazing i love the warblers ok
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quinn fuck you, it’s not selfish. it’s when you literally cannot think of any other way out but to escape the hell you’re living in.
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holy fuck cough syrup was triggering.
they really should have put a trigger warning at the beginning of the episode.
i was prepared for some triggers.
i wasn’t prepared for that.
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omg no what just happened
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no no no no no no no no
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beneduck-cumbersauce replied to your post: holy shit karofsky no
oh shit.is it what i think it is? my video froze. omg karofsky
i dont know i just started watching cough syrup but omg sldgkhsdklfghslk
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holy shit karofsky no